The Reverend Canon Andrew Neaum

ANDREW NEAUM
The Vicarage, Pilley Hill, Pilley, Lymington, Hampshire SO41 5QF

Home Phone: 01590 718439 Mobile Phone: 07808057168
Email andrew.neaum@gmail.com


"House for Duty" Anglican Priest of John the Baptist Boldre with St Nicholas' Pilley
One time Editor of the Ballarat Church Chronicle, Columnist for Church Scene, Editor of "Affirmation"

Welcome to this my home page, feel free to browse around. This site contains verse, articles and the weekly pewsheet of St John's Church Wodonga, St Augustine's Shepparton in Australia and from St John the Baptist, Boldre, in England, from 2002 to 2015.
If you would like to quote from or use any item, feel free, but please contact me. Navigate using the menu on the top. It should appear on all pages.

 

MOST RECENT UPLOADS:

 

FROM BEHIND THE BALUSTRADE 2023

All 'This and That' articles from February 2023

Christmas Letter 2015 "The Road Not Taken" Christmas Letter 2016 - - Christmas Letter 2017

Christmas Letter 2018 --- Christmas Letter 2019 --- Christmas Letter 2020

Memorial Homily John Roome - - Patronal Festival Homily 2019

Homily "Married at Boldre" 2019 - - - The Call to Boldre --- The Ballad of Boldre's St John's --- St John's Boldre

YOUTUBE SERMONS, HOMILIES & SERVICES

PALM SUNDAY It's the Donkey's Fault - GOOD FRIDAY It's God they ought to Crucify

EASTER DAY What happened in that dark Tomb? - SECOND OF EASTER Is seeing believing?

THIRD OF EASTER Imaginative belief - EVENSONG Finding God in verse and art

FOURTH OF EASTER In praise of manure - FIFTH OF EASTER A| sermon in verse

SIXTH OF EASTER Heroism - H.M.S HOOD COMMEMORATION Why?

PENTECOST Spirit vs Matter -- TRINITY SUNDAY Caponised - TRINITY 1 Whole Service - TRINITY 2 - PATRONAL FESTIVAL

TRINITY 5 --- TRINITY 6 --- TRINITY 7--- TRINITY 8 --- TRINITY 9 --- TRINITY 10 --- TRINITY 11 --- TRINITY 12 --- TRINITY 13 ---

TRINITY 14 --- TRINITY 15 --- TRINITY 16 --- ST FRANCIS OF ASSISI DAY --- TRINITY 18 --- ST LUKE'S DAY --- TRINITY 20 ---

ALL SOULS --- REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY --- TRINITY 23 --- CHRIST THE KING --- ADVENT SUNDAY --- ADVENT TWO --- ADVENT THREE --- ADVENT 4 --- CHRISTMAS DAY --- FAREWELL NEAUMS ---

CHRISTMAS 2020 --- EPIPHANY 2021 --- BAPTISM OF CHRIST 2021 --- EPIPHANY 2 2021 --- AUSTRALIA DAY 2001 --- CANDLEMAS 2021 --- SEXAGESIMA 2021

QUINQUAGESIMA 2021 - - - LENT 1 2021 --- LENT 2 2021 --- LENT 3 2021 --- LENT 4 2021 --- LENT 5 2021 --- PALM SUNDAY 2021 --- EASTER DAY 2021 --- EASTER 2 2021 ---

EASTER 3 2020 --- EASTER 4 2021--- EASTER 5 --- HMS HOOD COMMEMORATION 2021 --- PENTECOST --- TRINITY SUNDAY --- TRINITY 1 --- TRINITY 2 --- TRINITY 3 --- TRINITY 4 --

- TRINITY 5 --- SEAFARERS' SUNDAY --- TRINITY 7 --- TRINITY 8 --- TRINITY 9 --- TRINITY 10 --- TRINITY 11 --- TRINITY 12 --- TRINITY 13 --- TRINITY 14 --- TRINITY 15 --- --- TRINITY 16 --- HARVEST 2021 --- ST FRANCIS 2021 --- TRINITY 19 --- TRINITY 20 --- TRINITY LAST --- ALL SOULS/ALL SAINTS --- TRINITY 23 --- REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY

--- CHRIST THE KING --- ADVENT SUNDAY --- ADVENT 2 --- ADVENT 3 --- ADVENT CAROL SERVICE --- NINE LESSONS & CAROLS --- CHRISTMAS DAY --- EPIPHANY --- EPIPHANY 2 2022 --- EPIPHANY 3 2022 --- CANDLEMAS --- EPIPHANY 5 --- SEPTUAGESIMA --- QUINQUAGESIMA (Africa Sunday) --- LENT 1 --- LENT 2 --- LENT 3 --- LENT 4 --- LENT 5 (Evensong) --- PALM SUNDAY --- EASTER DAY --- EASTER 2 --- EASTER 3 --- THANKSGIVING SUNDAY --- EASTER 5 --- EASTER 6 --- HMS HOOD COMMEM 2022 --- PENTECOST & JUBILEE --- TRINITY SUNDAY 2022 --- TRINITY 1 --- TRINITY 2 --- TRINITY 3 --- TRINITY 4 --- TRINITY 5 --- TRINITY 6 --- TRINITY 7 --- TRINITY 8 --- TRINITY 9 --- TRINITY 10 --- TRINITY 11 --- TRINITY 12 --- ELIZABETH II R.I.P. --- HARVEST FESTIVAL --- TRINITY 15 --- ST FRANCIS PET SERVICE --- TRINITY 17 --- TRINITY 18 --- TRINITY 19 --- ALL SOULS/ALL SAINTS --- TRINITY 21 --- REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY 2022 --- CHRIST THE KING 2022 --- ADVENT SUNDAY --- ADVENT CAROLS SERVICE --- ADVENT 3 --- ADVENT 4 --- CHRISTMAS DAY --- FAREWELL NEAUMS 2023

LINKS TO "BOLDRE STILL AND BOLDRE" (The ongoing weekly ruminations, aired prejudices and footling observations of a House for Duty Priest

January 2023

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December 2020 --- November 2020 --- October 2020 --- September 2020 --- August 2020 --- July 2020 --- June 2020 --- May 2020 --- April 2020--- March 2020 --- February 2020 --- January 2020 ---

December 2019 --- November 2019 --- October 2019 --- September 2019 --- August 2019 --- July 2019 --- June 2019 --- May 2019 --- April 2019 --- March 2019 --- February 2019 --- January 2019 ---

December 2018 --- November 2018 --- October 2018 --- September 2018 --- August 2018 --- July 2018 --- June 2018 --- May 2018 ---April 2018 --- March 2018 --- February 2018 --- January 2018 ---

December 2017 --- November 2017 --- October 2017 --- September 2017 --- August 2017 --- July 2017 --- June 2017 --- May 2017 --- April 2017 ---March 2017 --- February 2017 --- January 2017 ---

December 2016 --- November 2016 --- October 2016 --- September 2016 --- August 2016 --- July 2016 --- June 2016 --- May 2016 --- April 2016 --- March 2016 --- February 2016 --- January 2016 ---

December 2015 --- November 2015 --- October 2015 --- September 2015 --- August 2015 --- July 2015 --- June 2015 --- May 2015 --- April 2015 --- March 2015 --- February 2015 --- January 2015 ---

December 2014 --- November 2014 --- October 2014 --- September 2014 ---- August 2014 ---- July 2014 ---- June 2014 ---- May 2014 --- April 2014 ---- March 2014 ---- February 2014 ---- September 2013 to January 2014 ---

 

DOWN TO THE SEA IN SHIPS TO THE HAVEN WHERE THEY WOULD BE

(An account of a journey on the freighter Bahia from Melbourne to Philadelphia via the Panama Canal and from Philadelphia to England on the freighter Rickmers Seoul to Antwerp and then on to England by ferry to take up a position in a very lovely parish in the Winchester Diocese)

Down to the Sea.... (1) --- Down to the Sea.... (2) --- Down to the Sea.... (3)

Down to the Sea.... (4) --- Down to the Sea.... (5) --- Down to the Sea.... (6)

Down to the Sea.... (7) --- Down to the Sea.... (8) --- Down to the Sea.... (9)

Down to the Sea.... (10) ---Down to the Sea.... (11)

FAIRLY RECENT ARTICLES:

"Let Rechabites Weep & Wowsers Howl" (2017) "Australia Australia Australia" (2015) "John the Baptist as Uncouth Patron" "I Was Adored Once Too" "Oom Yacka Wurka" "The Groom's Speech" "Even as the Flowers of Spring" "Its God they Ought to Crucify" "Returning to Zimbabwe 1 & 2 &3 etc" "Robust Belief" "Burp, Burp Alleluia" "Brendon Gallacher" "Rector's Report in Verse 2011" "Laughter" "Warm to Sin" "Missing the Breeze for the Trees" "This & That (Ongoing Diary)" "Eggs, Folly, Cash and Age" "Christmas Round Robin 2011" "Respecting the Clergy at Christmas" "Perfidious Pommie, Ambivalent Aussie" "From the Rector: "Hoist by his Own Petard" "The Truth about Shepparton" "Return to Tristan da Cunha" "His Final Rector's Report" "In My End Is My Beginning" "A Walking Paradox" "To and Fro" "Celebrating Our Australian Connection 2014"

VERSE

Collected Light Verse; The Ballad of Hazlewood John;

AN ONGOING DIARY COLUMN (June 2011 - June 2013)

RETURN TO TRISTAN DA CUNHA (Sept 2012 to Oct 2012):

CREATED DURING A 2012 TRIP TO ENGLAND

2010 Wedding Photographs here The Groom's Speech : Page 8 - Wedding Graces : "Blow the Wind Northerly" : "Mal du Suisse" "The Visit"

The Reverend Canon David Neaum

THE WRITINGS OF CANON DAVID NEAUM

(09/06/1912 – 28/12/2001) ONLINE:

GOLDEN BELLS AND POMEGRANATES
(Incidents from fifty years of Anglican Ministry in England, the Island of Tristan da Cunha, Southern Africa and the Island of St Helena)
    COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
    (Incidents from life before his ordination, growing up in Belper (Derbyshire) to his marriage and his first Parishes)
AN INTRODUCTION BY FR ANDREW NEAUM