25th August
2002
FOURTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Approximately
100 percent of crop circles are man‑made, note that I said
approximately....... we have to allow for dogs chasing their tails and other
phenomena.
Joe Nickell, of the Committee for the Scientific
Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal.
The most famous exports of France have always
been cheese, wine, and ideas. The cheese is excellent, the wine has good and
bad years, and the illustrious ideas are consistently dreadful. Today, in
universities across the West, Michel Foucault (1926‑1984) exemplifies the
bad French idea at its most brilliant and its most poisonous. Robert Fulford
PRAYER OF THE WEEK
Show your mercy to me, O Lord, to gladden my heart. Lo, here is the man that was caught of
thieves, wounded, and left for half‑dead, as he was going towards
Jericho. You kind‑hearted Samaritan, take me up....Deal favourably with
me according to your good pleasure, that I may dwell in your house all the days
of my life, and praise you for ever and ever with those who are already
there. St
Jerome
IDENTITY
Two Australians,
one Jew and one Chinaman were sitting on a park bench in Sydney reading their
newspapers. Suddenly the Jewish man
jumped up and started beating the living daylights out of the Chinese man.
As he lay on the ground he looked up and said, "What you do that
for?" To which the Jewish man replied, "Pearl
Harbour and the bombing of Darwin." As
he got up and dusted himself off, the Chinese man said, "But I Chinese,
not Japanese." The Jewish man
said, "Chinese, Siamese, Japanese, they're all the same to me."
They re‑commenced reading their newspapers.
Suddenly the Chinese man jumped up and started to karate chop the Jewish
man. As he looked up, very dazed, he asked. "What did you do that for?" The Chinese man replied, "The Titanic."
"But that was in iceberg." "Goldberg, Steinberg, iceberg ‑ they're
all the same to me!"
I'm tired of all this business about beauty
being only skin deep. That's deep
enough. What do you want ‑ an adorable pancreas? Jean
Kerr
BROKEN RITES
What a
dreadful mess the Catholic Church is in. It is difficult not to conclude that
enforced celibacy is part of the problem, as too an all male priesthood. I read, years ago, a book that quoted a
Frenchman as saying "Of all sexual aberrations, I find celibacy the
hardest to comprehend!" This I
thought to be merely witty and funny at the time. Now I begin to wonder if it
does not contain a good deal of truth.
How disgusting
too, though, in the case of Dr Pell, that in our society a person's reputation
can be impugned and forever tainted by public accusations before any guilt has
been established. How is the principle
"innocent until proved guilty" preserved in a world of gleeful,
finger‑pointing journalism?
The ABC,
when it reports on matters of sexual abuse concerning the churches, often calls
upon members of an organisation called "Broken Rites" for comment. I
had a very quick look at "Broken Rites", on the Web early this
morning. There are two completely
different organisations laying claim to the name.
One is a
group in England that looks after the needs of separated and divorced spouses
of the clergy in the United Kingdom. Its
symbol is a butterfly, and it reminds
enquirers and victims that new life does
emerge from a chrysalis, that beyond hurt there is healing. It seems altogether non‑vindictive,
thoroughly positive, invaluable and worthwhile.
The second
organisation is an Australian one that offers support to anyone "abused
sexually, physically or emotionally in religious institutions. These
institutions include parishes, church schools, church youth clubs and church‑affiliated
children's homes. The offenders may be priests, ministers, religious brothers,
church‑school teachers, lay officials or other church personnel. Its focus is on the Church. The web site goes
on to say: "Broken Rites offers support and advocacy for victims
throughout the justice process. We operate throughout Australia, with a network
of contacts in all states. It is never
too late to report sexual abuse. However, it is important that people should
report these offences to a victims group such as Broken Rites. Broken Rites
will advise a victim about all the options available for obtaining
justice."
The site
publishes lists of the names of all Catholic clergy and lay officials gaoled
for sexual offences over recent years, as well as those who received non‑custodial
sentences, those who committed suicide while under investigation and so
on. There is a similar list of Anglican
offenders, thankfully very much shorter.
The tone of
this Australian organisation is very different from the English one that has to
do with divorced clergy spouses. It is
coldly forensic. There is no butterfly
symbol. There are no reminders of life emerging from the chrysalis. The focus
of the website is justice, is more Old Testament than New. Justice indeed needs to be done, but it does
seem to me, that no matter how worthwhile a cause, or how monstrous a crime, a
lack of pity is a very, very great pity. Fr
Andrew Neaum
CONGRATULATIONS
Congratulations
to Chris and Pat Filby and David and Annette Melton who celebrate their wedding
anniversary on Monday 26th.
BARBECUE NEXT WEEK
With the
blackbirds singing joyously every morning and so reminding us that spring is
all but upon us we intend reviving the first Sunday of the month BBQs. Next Sunday those so inclined will head off
to some pleas‑ing local rendevous to relax, eat and drink in good
company. We'll let you know where and offer lifts next week. BYO everything.
CHORAL EVENSONG
In place of
Choral Evensong tonight there is Evensong at Holy Trinity Cathedral in
Wangaratta at 6.00pm. At this service Fr
Reg Farnell is to be installed as a Canon and both Fr Ellis and Fr Andrew, at
least, will be present. This is preceded
by a Sunday Seminar for both clergy and laity led by the noted UK Moral
Theologian and teacher Fr Peter Allan.
There is afternoon tea at 3.30pm and the seminar begins at 4.00. It is entitled "Does the World need the
Church?" Fr Allan will preach at Evensong..
BISHOP'S CERTIFICATE
We start
the Bishop ‘s Certificate course this Tuesday at 7.30pm in the Narthex.. It is all about the basics of our Faith and
the Bishop would like all Eucharistic Assistants to take part. Anyone else is
most welcome to come along too.
AFFIRMING CATHOLICISM
There is a
meeting in Wangaratta on Monday night about the liberal, High Church Anglican
organisation called "Affirming Catholicism".Our Diocese needs some
such liberality! If you need a lift ask the clergy.
FRIENDSHIP
The
Friendship group meets this Wednesday in the Narthex. The inimitable Val Hill
will be arranging entertainment. Newcomers will be welcomed in a most friendly
fashion.
MRS FRAWLEY
On
Wednesday at 2.00pm Mrs Frawley, in charge of Osburn Lodge, will be talking in
the Narthex, to all with the good sense to attend, about visiting and caring
for the geriatric and elderly and infirm.
Do please come along.
NEWS FROM DILI
On the
table in the Narthex is a copy of an ongoing letter from Fr Peter Hayes in
Dili, for anyone interested to have a read.
HART LECTURE
The 2002
Hart Lecture will be given by Fr Peter Allan on Thursday 29th August at 7.30pm.
See the Notice Board.
FETE AND FLOWER‑SHOW
Our annual
Fete and Flower Show is on the 26 October and preparations have begun. We
expect the Dawn Richardson Centre will be in progress and we are currently
looking at the allocation of space for the various stalls. No matter what,
the Fete will go ahead. Each year we ask for your help and each year the wonderful
people of St John's provide the Fete Committee with the support they need.
As usual we are looking for items for the Trash and Treasure (to arrange collection
phone Bill Elkington 60241540 or Jim Hislop 60246492), Cakes and slices can
be made at anytime, frozen and delivered to the Fete by 9am on the day (this
stall always sells everything they have) Boxes will be provided in the Narthex
for donations of Preserves, Art and Craft, Toys, Tom's Hamper, Books and small
items for the children's Lucky Dip. Plants in pots or Fruit and Vegetables
can be delivered on Friday the 2 October. We will have some notices available
in the Narthex by the end of August, we ask anybody who has access to a workplace
or community notice board to take copies and help us with our publicity.
Ideas, Ideas,
Ideas! If you have seen a new type of stall at another Show or Fete and you
think it might work for us, please
discuss your idea with Bill Elkington, we must always be on the lookout for
new ideas. If you can offer any support please contact the appropriate co‑ordinator.
Co‑ordinator Phone
Fete Bill Elkington 60241540Flowershow Jean Ardern 60244060Plant/ Produce ` Dell Jacobs 60241285Cakes/Jams Joan Berrell 60242931BBQ Martin Morse 60562815Craft Win O'Connell 60242602Trash/Treasure Jim Hislop 60246492Teas Sylvia Gillard 60244749Fruit Salad The Young's 60242812Books Glad Baumgarten 60245884Lucky Dip The Buxton's 60247351Soft drinks Elizabeth Neaum 60242053Xmas Stall Margaret Quine 60246728Tom's Hamper Shirley Jamieson 60244545Internet Café Mark HornerFace Painting Judith Napier 60591047
GREAT SPRING TOURS
Bookings
are in progress for this year's Spring Tours.
A three day (15th Sept), or two day (19th Sept) trip to the Dandenongs
includes the Tulip Festival, National Rhodo‑dendron Park, Australian
Plant Garden, a musical luncheon at the Cuckoo Restaurant and as trip on Puffing
Billy. The five day, four night "Ocean/Mountain/Goldfields
tour begins on 28th October. Accommodation each night at a Ballarat Motel.
Only one hour from the Great Ocean Road, and one and a half hours from
the Grampians, with unique gold‑fields close by, easy day trips will
be enjoyed each day from our Motel. For detailed information contact Margaret
Connell ‑ 02 60241448.
HELP
We need
one or two folk to fill a gap in the office roster each 2nd Thursday during
September and November. See Margaret Andrews (60244189
IMPORTANT
DATES
Aug 29th Hart Lecture 7.30pm Wangaratta
Sept 1st
Parish BBQ
Sept 4th Clergy Day Wangaratta
Sept 6th Parish
Dinner
Sept 19th‑Oct
8th Rector's Holiday
Oct 5th Dederang Dinner
Oct 26th Flower Show and Fete
Nov 27th Pastoral Care Meeting
Nov 30th Concert & Book Launch
Wangaratta
DUTIES
up to & including 1st September
Cleaning
& Tea Team 6
Vestry Hugh Elford
Mowing No one this week
Narthex Jean De Kruiff
Linen June Bird
Welcome
Table Maimee and Alan Haines
Door Joan Redman, Lanice
Dicker, Rachel Neaum
Readers Jean Ardern, Anne Young,
Elizabeth Neaum
Euch.
Assistant Mary Nicholson
Intercessor Georgina Edgar
Servers Paige, Ryan, Caldwell,
Candice, Liz, Howard
FOR
PRAYER
Ed
Baumgarten, Margaret Beecher, Lauren
Fitzsimons, Dorothy Heiner, Julie Howe, Audrey Kennedy, Trazden Lawford, Jordan
Lowe, Lois Neil, Olive Newton, Peter Nugent, Betty Murphy, Christopher Pearson,
Thora Pyke, Val Saunders, Grant Savage,
Mary Shae, Jack Skilton, Sandra Temple,
Mellissa Walsch,
Anniversary of
Death: Gustavus Rodkis 25th, John Kimball, June
Jones 26th, Herbert Edney 27th, Mark Sinclair, Robert Smith, Hilda Butterfield,
Euphemia Pethybridge, Maciek Korneluk, Mark Saxelby 28th, Beryl Randall, Audrey
Elford 29th, William Hadley, William Morass, Donald Armitage, Mabel Wallace
30th, Ellen Marsh, John Jones 31st
RAFFLE
There is no
Major Raffle this year, but there is a Hamper to raffle, with tickets worth a
mere 50 cents. Please take a book to
sell. The draw will be at the Parish
Dinner. The Dinner will be great fun and
good value. Have you replied to your
invitation. Please do!
THIS
WEEK IN THE PARISH
Monday 26th August
Fr Andrew's Day off
7.15am Mattins & Eucharist ‑ St John's
5.00pm Evening Prayer ‑ St John's
7.30pm Affirming Catholicism Mtg. ‑
Wangaratta
Tuesday 27th August St Monica
7.15am Mattins & Eucharist ‑ St John's
9.00am Pastoral Care Meeting ‑ Parish Office
9.30am Clergy Hospital Visits
1.30pm Chaplaincy Meeting ‑ Albury
Base Hospital
5.00pm Evening Prayer ‑ St John's
7.30pm Bishop's Certificate Course ‑
Narthex
Wed 28th August
St Augustine of Hippo
7.15am Mattins only ‑ Emmanuel
10.00am Eucharist ‑ St John's
10.00am Home Communions
2.00pm Pastoral Care Meeting ‑
Narthex
5.00pm Evening Prayer ‑ St John's
7.30pm Friendship Group ‑ Narthex
Thursday 29th August Beheading of John Baptist
7.15am Mattins & Eucharist ‑ St John's
11.00am Eucharist ‑ Westlands
11.30am Devotional Service ‑ Murray
Valley
1.30pm Eucharist ‑ Osburn Lodge
3.30pm Children for Christ ‑ Narthex
5.00pm Evening Prayer ‑ St John's
7.30pm Choir Practice ‑ St John's
7.30pm Hart Lecture ‑ Wangaratta
Friday 30th August
Fr Ellis' Day off
7.15am Mattins & Trad Rite Eucharist ‑ St
John's
7.30pm Scottish Country Dancing ‑
Narthex
Saturday 31st August John Bunyan
7.45am Mattins & Eucharist ‑ St John's
5.30pm Evening Prayer ‑ St John's
6.00pm Vigil Eucharist ‑ St John's
1st
September ‑ Fifteenth Sunday after
Pentecost
7.30am Said Eucharist ‑ St John's
9.00am Uniting Church Eucharist ‑
Emmanuel
9.30am Sung Eucharist ‑ St John's
11.00am Eucharist ‑ Bethanga
Parish Barbecue
3.00pm Cello Concert ‑ St John's
7.00pm Evening Prayer (said) ‑ St John's